EVENTS & GATHERINGS

Tired of pretending to ignore the “No Parties“ warning on the airbnb you hired to get wasted on your birthday? Say goodbye to exorbitant cleaning fees and the endless creation of fake accounts by being straight with us. Our ask no questions policy means you are free to use our space to indulge in all manner of illicit delights far from prying eyes. For the purposes of any law enforcement officials reading this paragraph we must assure you that this entire category is a joke… however if you are interested in hosting an amphetamine fuelled album release party that lasts for 48 hours (prescribed legal amphetamines only, we will ask to see your adderall prescription!), a dungeon soiree for furry foot fetishists, a corporate holiday bash to subtly brainwash your employees or just a good old fashioned wedding or birthday hootenanny (if its toooo old fashioned we’re happy to help you freak it up a bit) we will strive to provide the right conditions for your enjoyment, provided you pay us handsomely for the privilege. Our risk assessment experts will assign a deposit based on your estimated level of rowdiness in line with our you break it you bought it policy. Please note that this offer is strictly for private events only, the only people allowed to charge entry to one of our legendary parties is us. If you’re trying to make money please refer to the workshops page.